i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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