Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
