I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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