office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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