i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i need some magic done to my vagina
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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