Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize