you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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