I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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