he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
This house was built for laser tag.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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