you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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