let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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