I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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