That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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