So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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