he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do herpes really smell.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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