he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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