sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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