T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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