I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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