I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
this just has baby written all over it
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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