We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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