Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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