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i just google imaged poop.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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