spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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