I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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