I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
it's great music for shaving your balls
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize