I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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