I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
40s are totally the cure
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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