I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just puked most of my soul out..
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