A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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