PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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