i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
