what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm at about main and main street
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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