I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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