I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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