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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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