i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Four minutes until I can fart!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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