Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
