Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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