I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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