He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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