Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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