There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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