literally had 100 drinks last night.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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