This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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