I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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