I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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