Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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