I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Congratulations! We have a period
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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