I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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Enjoy the penises
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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