If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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