so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I need a beard to bite.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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