that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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