i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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