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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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